Ugly, repugnant, appalling, yuk!

Imaynayataq kashanki?
Land mine buried here!

Hello, and a Happy year-round Halloweeeeeen on my haunted home page!

My name is Steppenwolf (AKA: Diego, Dirk Bayer, etc.), and I live, work, and perform in the DC area.

I'm 500 years old, and my favorite sport is the Gorkopodian Track Meet.

This is my simple little info page, sort of a business card on the web, that posts my "professional" résumé and points to samples of web sites I built or worked on.

 

 

RésuméLetterSamples

 

 

My Résumé

Last (by now a little outdated, but very thorough) Update to my Online Webified Résumé for Online Viewing:
resumeDB.htm
(here only for nostalgic reasons or in case you want a really detailed rundown of my background up to 1999)


MS Word (Windows) Version of my current Résumé:
dbres.doc  (zipped: dbres.zip)
(My professional life reduced to only one page. If you need a conversion to a Mac version with the Mac's "Roman Character Set", get the file listed below.)


The Mac Word Version of my current Résumé:
dbres.mwd


The RTF (Rich Text) Version of my current Résumé:
dbres.rtf


The ASCII Version of a shorter Résumé for Database Storage or Direct E-mail:
dbres.txt
(CR-LF pairs used for line breaks plus EOF for end of file. This is ideal for PCs but will also work on all platforms. On Mac and UNIX platforms you may want to strip out the extra control characters (with a global replace) that only PCs need, or get the Mac version (dbres.t) instead.)
Land mine buried here!

At a Glance

(quick and dirty, for those who don't read résumés):

A lot:

 

HTML (incl. tables, frames, forms, CSS stylesheets)

JavaScript

JPEG, GIF (PhotoShop, Gif Animator, etc.) (cropping, sizing, downsampling, animating...)

 Some:

 

DHTML

Graphics creation (i.e., no graphic artist, but some I can do)

A little:

 

PERL, SSI, shell

 

 

RésuméLetterSamples

 

 

Letter of Recommendation

... from a former employer: recommDB.htm

 

 

RésuméLetterSamples

 

 

Samples of my Web design

 

Paid work:
(Note: Most of these paid work examples are no longer on the web, so I had to take off the links. Seems another company took over these government contracts. For viewable samples see my personal projects further down.)

IAPMF
(This was a somewhat hastily done publication site with some imperfections and a nasty habit of occasionally causing timing errors in a browser's JavaScript engine (at least when I was probing; no-one else has ever complained). Too many goodies for versions 4 of NS and IE to handle too quickly, it seems. Try to script efficient, and the browsers crash. Go figure. -- JavaScript rollover and frames content management)

TeamStarter
(My biggest interactive project.
JavaScripts that created HTML containing more JavaScripts. You would have to play with it to get the idea. This NASA project was not yet official by the time I moved on, and I don't know if it was ever launched. A pity if it wasn't.)

Goldin Nuggets
(No JavaScript, just a simple but nice design with some HTML tricks (
CSS style sheets, margin specifications for NS and IE, table background images).

ECoach
(A configurable online selftest system using
JavaScript. No project. Just proactive work by me. Would have made for a good online self-study system.)

PM Coach and Distance Learning Survey
(An
online survey I designed, ran, and evaluated for NASA. specs: FORMs, WebFormsTM, Perl, SSI, JavaScript)

NASA APPL Library
(After the site was turned over for me to maintain, I gave the frameset and navigational sidebar a much needed clean-up and face lift. I used a
CSS stylesheet file for this one. The site came with hundreds of HTML errors on every single page, such as tag nesting errors and duplicated or missing tag attributes. These were to be fixed. By devising a clean-up procedure of alternatingly using a WYSIWYG editor and HTML authoring enhanced text editor I was able to completely clean up the 85 documents in less than a day. )

NASA APPL Home Page New Menu
(The new
design of a now expandable menu (stretch menu) was not only handsome, impressive, and cross-compatible between browsers but aimed at speeding up navigation by categories, in effect hiding sub-links the user didn't need to read in a collapsed state. A "view all" mode was also available in case the user could not guess the proper category.

 

Personal Projects:

AOR
(A spare time project of mine that saw only some two or three days worth of work and practically no testing. A web ring or web directory thingy. Dynamic and configurable via
JavaScript.)

Pointers
(Little pointers following your cursor around the screen. Not an ongoing project. Someone showed me a little Macromedia Flash thingy and asked if I could do the same in browser compatible code. I did, but spent no time on making it pretty, screen resolution adjusting, or anything fancy. Regular HTML with
JavaScript.)

The Prince of Darkness
sort of a board game I invented A Labor Day weekend production (1999) pushing the envelope of what's possible with the generation 4 browsers. This is a little online game in the old tradition of board games. Good for those small breaks when you need something to keep your hand out of the cookie jar or cigarette pack. (various versions: JavaScript, DHTML, Netscape seemed to handle it a little better than Internet Explorer)


 

 

my e-mail addresses Sorry, but I no longer post my email addresses on websites due to the email spam that draws. You can contact me through my résumé on washingtonjobs.com.

Dirk (AKA: Beanstock)

 

 

I have sometimes been overheard saying: "AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

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