Goin’
Crazy Out there at the Lake!

King
Ferry, New York
Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin'
bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin'
and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out
there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he
says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well,
what do *I* look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says,
"I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this
ain't that kinda place."
Officer Olson: Uh-huh.
Mr. Mohra: So he says,
"So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he
doesn't use the word jerk.
Officer Olson: I
understand.
Mr. Mohra: And then he
calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now.
So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So
I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then."
Officer Olson: Ya got
that right.
Mr. Mohra: And he
says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he
says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
Officer Olson: White
Bear lake?
Mr. Mohra: Well,
Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption