An Imagined Interview with James Lipton
Wherein Dan answers the famous Inside the Actors' Studio
Questionnaire, but not in French
What turns you on?
Autumn.
What turns you off?
Writer's block.
What is your favorite word?
"Synchronicity."
What is your least favorite word?
"Bored."
What sound or noise do you love?
Uillean pipes.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Someone cracking chewing gum.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Bartender, though that probably sounds more romantic than it really is.
What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt?
Anything with a lot of higher math.
What is your favorite swear word?
"Fuck." Especially as an oath - "By fuck!" or "Oh, for fuck's sake."
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?
"I hope you brought your guitar."