Welcome!

Come in.  Have a seat.  Order a latté.  Don't mind that thing with all the arms at the next table.  Relax.  Have a scone.

Er . . . maybe not that one.  Here you go.  Much better.  Okay.

We're pleased to have your patronage here at the Eldritch Café.  We have some world-class entertainment for you here tonight, whether you like music, poetry, stories,  philosophizing, or just hanging out with the weirdest assortment of characters this side of the Verge Domains.  Sit back . . .

Napkin Poetry
Coffeehouse Tunes
Fireside Tales
Eldritch Musings
Café Cuisine

COMING SOON: Creations
Gaming Stuff
Academia
Bookshelf
Magick

The Special of the Day is: Cthulhu Soup

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