A Lizard in Crimson

 

I. 

“Careful,” she said.  “It’s still sticky.” 

As gently as I could, I set the canvas down on the easel and stood back.  The smell of turpentine was burning in my nose.  “That okay?” I said. 

“Oh, yes, thank you,” said Jemma, wheeling in to inspect.  “That’s perfect.  What do you think?”  

I looked at the painting.  It was a big piece, and had been awkward to carry, even across the room.  And it was unmistakably Jemma, the kind of visionary grotesquerie that I could just imagine her parents and small-town peers shaking their heads at.  This time her subject was an enormous lizard, dewlapped and spined, colored a deep red and wearing a crown.  It was draped over a mound of skulls, most of which were more or less human, with one wicked-looking claw clasping the dome of one bare cranium like it was the armrest of a sofa.  There was no other background, no horizon, only a deep purple glow fading to almost-black at the edges. 

“Damn,” I said. 

“It’s called ‘A Lizard in Crimson.’  It’s kind of a joke.” 

It would be.  I didn’t know anyone with Jemma’s morbid whimsicality.  She had a MY OTHER CAR IS A PORSCHE sticker on the back of her wheelchair.  Nobody I’d ever met had her fondness for awful puns, or knew more dead baby jokes.  Anyone who knew Jemma could testify that subtlety did not figure chiefly in her arsenal; Jemma was spiked red hair and paint stains and gallows humor.  And a mind like a scalpel. 

“I don’t get it,” I said. 

“That’s because you’re not an aah-tist, darling.”  She leaned over one wheel to pick up a crumpled-looking tube of Artist’s Oil, and tossed it to me.  The label read ALIZARON CRIMSON. 

“Knee-slapper, Jem.”  I tossed her back the tube. 

“Shaddup.  I didn’t say it was a good joke.  You like the painting, though?” 

I looked it over again.  It was creepy, yes, but not in a cheap, goofy kind of way; Edgar Allan Poe instead of Vincent Price.  And it was really beautiful too.  That was always one of Jemma’s gifts: pulling a hint of sublimity out of monstrousness.  One of the things I liked best about going to her openings – aside from being a big, shaven-headed punk at an art show – was going up to some horrified, turtlenecked art major and saying something like that. 

“Yeah.  Yeah, I do.  It’s almost exactly the kind of thing that would set Molly’s teeth on edge.  Which is as good a yardstick as any.” 

Jemma rolled her eyes.  “Don’t tell me you’re still finding reasons to keep her around.  Oh, Jesus, you are, aren’t you?” I smiled.  She shook her head.  “What were you thinking?” 

I shrugged.  “She’s not that bad, Jem.  She’s, y’know . . . fun, mostly.  And she gives good—“  

 “Okay, okay, okay.” She spun her chair towards the canvas.  “Far be it from me to rain all over your domestic bliss.  But you shoulda stuck with boys, Adrian.” 

“Mm, yeah.  I’m sure I broke all kinds of hearts when I went breeder, Adonis that I am.  Speak for yourself, anyway.  I don’t see you renouncing the love of woman.” 

Jemma was pulling out brushes, looking them over with a critical eye.  “Oh, sure.  Lots of action here.  It’s a regular Sapphic love-in at Chez Jemma.  Sometimes I have to carry a stick just to beat the baby-dykes away.” 

“Well, anyway.  I like the lizard.  I think it’s awesome.  Is it going in the show?” 

“Yeah.” This slightly muffled by the end of a delicate brush clenched in her teeth, as she squeezed several kinds of Artist’s Oil on a cardboard palette.  “If I get the detailing done in time to dry, it is.  Still some finishing touches to add before I abandon this one.” 

“Excellent.  It’s wicked cool, Jem.  Maybe my favorite so far.”  I paused.  “So, uh, how’s the . . . the physical therapy going?” 

“Oh, great.”  She leaned in to dab color on the folded tail.  “Be running marathons by the weekend.” 

“Well, good.”  It was a stupid reply and I knew it, but I couldn’t think of anything else. “Hey, if there’s nothing else you need I’ll leave you be, then.” I paused.  “So, you know that’s not true, what you said about me.” 

“What’s that?” 

“About me not being an aah-tist.” 

She looked around, and I was delighted to see her flash a grin at me.  “Adrian, sweetie, you’re a bass player.  I don’t even have time to list the ways that doesn’t count.” 

“Oh, yeah, right.  Well, at least I’m good for lifting heavy objects, then.” 

“And that’s why we keep you around, love.  Of course, it’s also why I’ll be forever in your debt, but what the hell.”  She turned back to the canvas.  “See you Friday, stud-man.  Say hi to the boys in the band for me.  Play nice with the other kids.” 

“I will.”  I shrugged into my big coat and walked out of the studio into the little foyer.  I was ready to leave when I spotted a stack of books on the stand near the door, and picked them up.  They were slender, battered chapbooks bound in heavy black paper with pale, silvery lettering, and all by the same author: Ian Barrett. 

I scanned a few of the titles.  The Feast of Lord Pan. Arlecchino in Hell. The Red Lord’s Comedy.  The Geste of the Great Worm.  Dark Habits.  Song of the White Hand.  Turlupin and the Headsman.  The type inside was small and frequently askew.  Some of the pages had weird little illustrations at the bottom or in the corners. 

“Hey, Jemma.  Who’s this Ian Barrett guy?” 

“A writer.”  

Wiseass.  “Yeah, I figured.  What are these, plays?” 

She wheeled into the doorway.  “Kinda sorta.  He calls them ‘dramatic poems.’  But they do get performed, yes.” 

“You know this guy?” 

“Yeah, I met him about a year ago when he was putting up a show at the Cutup Club.  He used to do illustration for Alan Gemini and Zacharias Cleve and guys like that.  But he writes too.  Says he’s a ‘purveyor of forgotten mythologies.’”

“He any good?” 

“Sure, I think so.  Actually, I’ll let you in on a secret.  His work’s the real inspiration for ‘Lizard in Crimson,’ bad puns aside.  I did that one after reading Geste of the Great Worm.  It’s mind-opening stuff.  Even better onstage.” 

“You’ve seen it?”  

“Oh, yeah.  Here.”  She pulled over to the table and took a tattered, photocopied handbill out of the back of one of the books.  “Some of the guys down at the café talked to Ian and put on Dark Habits last spring.  It was great.  It’s all about psychotic cannibal monks.  I did some design for it.  Got kudos from Ian, too.  Major head trip.” 

“That is excellently cool.  You mind if I borrow one of these?” 

“No, go ahead.”  I took The Geste of the Great Worm off the top and put it in my coat pocket. 

“Thanks. I’ll be careful with it, I promise.”  I bent to kiss her forehead.  “Okay.  I’m going for real now.  Maybe you can introduce me to this Ian guy sometime.” 

“Yeah, maybe so.  Be careful out there.  And Adrian – thanks for everything.”

 “No problem.”  And I went out.

II.

 I took the bus from Jemma’s across town, which gave me some time to settle in with Mr. Barrett’s book.  I fished it out of my coat and opened it to the first page, which had a frontispiece illustration of a weird, sinister-comic, dragonish thing carrying an oversized jester’s bauble. It looked like an Aubrey Beardsley done on crystal meth and acid. Under it were the words: 

THE GESTE OF THE GREAT WORM
a Mythick Romance in a Single Act
by
Ian Barrett 

It was very, very weird, equal parts dream, fairytale and theatre of the absurd, and just short of incomprehensible. The story seemed to be that of Queen Verdant, her daughter, and the Tyrant Mage, a villain of inscrutable malice and unclear motive who shows up, evil godmother-style, at the kid’s first birthday party to trap her with magic “gifts,” while a great variety of strange and grotesque characters come and go without much apparent purpose.  It was full of oblique stage directions, ranging from the simply unearthly and surreal (“Enter the Tyrant Mage crowned in white gold, with attendant Myrmidons, Raveners, Harrow-Hunters, &c.”) to the completely obscure (“He casts the Sevenfold Square, and speaks in the manner of the Verge Domains”).  There was no glossary or any other kind of explanatory material anywhere in the book. But despite its unrelenting strangeness, there were passages that were quite beautiful and moving.  One stood out to me from near the end of the first scene: 

[Enter the VOICE of the Great Worm, garbed as a Fool, and speaks to the CHILD.]

Voice. Fear not, Scion of Glory, though thy enemy is terrible; for what strength he has comes of the Great Worm, and that power is in thee too.  All courses flow from the Great Worm, seen and unseen, and many things are hidden even from clever eyes.  Take heart, daughter of green fields! And have this gift of me: to know the flawed gem is more precious for its imperfections, nor does it hold the less light.. Though he will pry into thy weaknesses, he cannot break thee at them.  Know that which thou art, and heal, though hurt beyond the pitch of despair.

 I’m afraid I didn’t get much further than that, as the parade of the bizarre started to slide off my brain and I drifted off for a few minutes on the bus.  My dreaming thoughts were a confused muddle of Tyrant Mages, riddling fools, black-bound books, and lizards in crimson.

III.

I woke up right before I got to the stop near Tam’s house.  I half-stumbled off the bus, shoving the book down into my coat pocket as I came down the steps.

When I had walked the two and a half blocks, Tam was out on the front steps, smoking in her oversized denim jacket and reading Progression.  She looked up and waved as I walked up, smiling. 

“Hey there.  How’s Hell-On-Wheels?” 

“Okay.  Working.  Possessed.  You know.” 

“Uh-huh.  Hang on, lemme finish this and we’ll go inside.”  

Tam is the vocalist and guitar player for my band, Frogbender, and half the reason Jemma’s comment about the “boys in the band” was another example of her refined humor – out of our trio, I’m the one male.  Tam is four foot ten, ninety pounds soaking wet, and made entirely of ass-length cornsilk hair and lungs.  How she does it on a pack a day I’ll never know. 

She was playing some kind of bizarre art-rock in the studio when we went in, which she turned down but not off.  “Sorry.  Getting in the mood.  Want anything?” 

“You got tea?” 

“Sure.” 

“Thanks.”  I sat down in one of Tam’s huge, half-broken armchairs, and listened a minute.  “So you say there’s music in here somewhere?” 

“Hey, now.  That’s Solaris, so you just knock it off.  I’ll beat your ass, you know.  Don’t think I’m scared of you.” 

I didn’t.  “Okay, fine.  I just don’t get it is all.  All prog sounds the same to me.  Ten-minute moog synth solos and some guy singing like a fairy over the top.” 

“An expression comes to mind concerning pots and kettles.” 

“Ha, no fair.  And I’m only sort of a fairy, anyway.” 

“Yeah, and you only sort of sing, too.”  She punched me in the arm and danced back in a fisticuffs pose, knuckles circling.  “You wanna piece of me?” 

“Owww.”  I rubbed the hit spot.  Tam packed a lot of wallop. “Touche, and no.” 

“Good. Then come and keep me company in the kitchen while I make the tea.  I want to show you something.” 

“Long as it’s not a can of whoop-ass.”  I hauled myself up and followed her. 

Tam set a kettle on the stove and pulled a thick envelope out of a kitchen drawer.  “I forgot about this stuff until Jem started getting her new show together.  I’ve been meaning to dust these off.” 

The envelope was full of photographs of sculptures – bizarre, disturbing, grotesque sculptures.  I was pretty sure I saw the stamp of Jemma there, but I had to ask.  “Jem did these?” 

“Yeah, a while ago.  Before, you know – the accident.” 

“Wow. I had no idea.  I’ve only seen her paintings.” 

“These were a while before your time, I think.  Check that one out.”  The picture showed a pair of white lace underwear stretched over a frame of inward-facing spikes and hooks, with a phallic-looking barbed blade rising up out of the center. Tam turned it over and read the back.  “That’s called ‘Chastity Belt.’” 

“Jesus, that’s not funny.” 

“No, I guess it’s not.” Tam gave it another long look.  “You think she has some issues, that girl?” 

“Tam, Jemma has more issues than the New York Times.”  There were a lot of unsettling things in the photos: a reclining female figure, headless and armless, with a sewn-up mouth between her legs; a trio of copulating demons impaling themselves on each other’s spines; a bowl overflowing with black tentacles; a totem pole made of breasts and eyes.  And then there was one near the bottom of the stack that stood out to me for reasons I couldn’t explain.  It was a figure in bronze of a human body, absurdly muscled and dressed like a Roman soldier, with a gaping-mouthed fish’s head full of needle teeth.  The back of the photo identified it as “The Myrmidon,” and I couldn’t remember why that jogged something in the back of my mind. 

The kettle was going off, and Tam went to prepare the tea.  I said, “So what happened to all of these?” 

“Damned if I know.  Knowing her, she probably had them all destroyed when she couldn’t sculpt any more.  She doesn’t even like to talk about them now.  You’ve only known her for, what, a year or so? So you never got to see her before the chair.  She was a different person in a lot of ways then.” 

“No less sick and twisted, I see.” 

“No, I guess not.  But she didn’t have such a – I don’t know, a darkness eating her up inside.  There’s despair in her where it wasn’t before.  Makes me sad.” 

She set down a tray with two big mugs, sugar and milk.  I took mine, sweetened and lightened it, and sat back with the hot mug between my hands.  “Well, maybe doing this show will help some.”  

“Maybe.  You know what I think, though?  I think she needs to get laid.  A little woman-love would do her worlds of good.”  She wasn’t volunteering.  Tam’s as straight as a slide rule.  She took a sip from her own tea and looked at me over the top of it. “Don’t you think?” 

“I suppose so.  Maybe after some of this physical therapy stuff.  But I get the impression that’s not going as she’d hoped it would.” 

“Mmm.  Well, we’ll see.  Anyway, drink your tea.  I want to run through some of the new material in a bit.” 

We finished our tea and talked a while, and spent the rest of the day practicing and putting our heads together.  Soon enough my head was full of chord progressions for Frogbender songs, with the result that by the time I went home I had put Ian Barrett and his book almost completely out of my mind.  Over the next few days, I was hardly even aware I was carrying it around with me.  In fact, between one thing and another, I forgot about the whole thing until a week later, at the opening of Jemma’s show.

IV.

A Jemma opening is always an Event among our circle.  For one thing, there’s free food, and nothing draws out the freaks like a tray of cheese and crackers. 

Tam was there when I arrived, with her boyfriend Paul, tall and gangling in a tuxedo jacket over a Smiths t-shirt.  They waved.  I also spotted Fiona, our drummer, resplendant in piercings and punk-rock-grrl leather pants, talking to Tam’s housemate Anna, a short, roundish earth-maiden in huge round glasses and a long green dress.  There were lots of others there too, a lot of whom I only knew in passing or not at all.  Some of them were even looking at the paintings.  Of Jemma there was no immediate sign. 

For myself, I had, against all judgment and good sense, brought Molly along, convincing both of us there’d be lots of interesting people there for her to talk to.  I had hoped to steer her directly towards some social knot or other and bypass her needing to look at any paintings at all, but it was not to be.  We walked in and she went right to a wall, pulled by some awful magnetism, of the sort that puts bunny-rabbits in the path of huge black SUVs. 

She was sizing up “The Daimyos of Hell,” an enormous canvas showing samurai warriors with smoldering eyes dressed in armor made from human bones.  I stood behind her, waiting for the inevitable. 

“It’s not that she isn’t very good,” she said after a minute.  “I guess I just don’t get what the point is of all this.”  She looked back over one shoulder at me, big green eyes with just a hint of tilt to them behind her glasses.  “Do you know?” 

I gave her my best I’m-not-getting-into-it shrug and said, “Not everything has to be nice, babe.” 

“Y’know, I knew you were gonna say that.” Molly looked at the painting again, and her hair slid over her back, long and straight and red.  I was having the familiar feeling of knowing how nuts I really was about her in the middle of her setting my teeth on edge.  Go figure. 

“Okay, look,” I said, “You know you’re not gonna like any of the actual art here, so maybe you’ll have a better time just, y’know, socializing. Go get something to eat.” 

Her eyebrows went up, and my mind spun madly to find a way to follow up with something less bitchy, but she smiled and said, “Oh, alright, you big lug.  Go do your art thing.  I’ll be over here looking for someone with a sense of aesthetics.” She came up and kissed my cheek.  “Let me know when you’re done.” 

“Okay.  I’m gonna walk the gallery and find Jemma.  I won’t be too long.” 

I took my time making the rounds through the paintings, though.  There were only a few I hadn’t seen before, but it was nice to look at them all in this setting; it gave them a kind of legitimacy I felt they deserved, Molly notwithstanding.  I’d regretted not being able to help set the show up, since I’d been playing the night before, but I found I was just as glad to come in and see it all fresh, in untried patterns.  It was a little like discovering Jemma’s work all over again. 

I ran into the finished “A Lizard in Crimson” about halfway through.  She’s improved it since the week before.  There was more detail in the pebbled scales, more of a golden gleam in the crown.  It was spectacular.  I was ready for it to come crawling out of the canvas, spines and dewlaps and baleful eyes all sprung to life; it was a painting with that kind of power.  Whether I had the right to or not, I felt proud. 

As I stood studying the Lizard, I heard a voice behind me.  It was singing, softly. 

“Wake your reason’s hollow vote,
Wear your blizzard season coat.
Burn a bridge and burn a boat,
Stake a Lizard by the throat.” 

I turned around and found a man standing there, looking at me, smiling.  He had wild brown hair in need of cutting, and a bearded face I couldn’t put an age to; he could have been twenty or forty.  He looked like a café poet: too-big leather jacket, shabby gray sweater, faded jeans, well-worn boots.  His little oval glasses were tinted purple, and he had gold rings in both ears. 

“Pardon me?” 

“Nothing, nothing,” he said.  “Just a little synchronicity I was appreciating.  You a fan?” 

“A friend.  Both.” 

“Excellent.  Me too.”  He put out a hand.  “Ian Barrett. Pleased to meet you.” 

I did a double-take before I remembered to answer. “Adrian Ward.  Likewise.  Wow.  Oh, crap. I think I’m carrying your book around in my coat pocket.”  I went to fish it out, like a moron. 

“More’s the pity for me if you’re not sure.  No, no, it’s alright – you’re much too big to look like a deer in headlights like that.  Ah, Great Worm.  Another meaningful coincidence?” 

“Actually, it’s Jemma’s copy.  I’m afraid I, uh, haven’t read it all yet.” 

“I’m afraid you’re not the only one.  Of course, if I’d meant it to be easy, I’d’ve written something else.  So I hear I’m partially to blame for this ferocious character here?” He gestured at the Lizard on the wall. 

“She tells me your play inspired her to paint it, yeah.” 

“Along with an especially groan-worthy pun, for a particularly narrow audience.  Well, that’s how it goes.  One takes the compliments where one can get them.  In whatever medium.” 

“Hell, it’s more than I could do,” I said.  “A box of crayons is like the Advanced Class for me.” 

Ian’s eyebrow went up behind the tinted frames.  “Oh, really?  You’re not an artist?” 

“Jemma would say no.  I’m a musician.  I’m a bass player in a punk band.” 

“Any good?” 

I shrugged.  How the hell do you answer that? 

“Ah, well, then,” he said, nodding a little.  Then he leaned forward and said, “But there’s art, and then there’s Art, if you take my meaning.” 

“I’m afraid I don’t.” 

“Right. Look.”  He put a hand on my shoulder, gently, and led me around.  I’m not really a touchy-feely person, and normally this would make me nuts, but somehow Ian made it not be invasive or weird.  I was finding I liked him quite a bit. 

He took me over to the next painting, which was a new one for me: a cityscape at night, with a nude woman flying or floating in a luminous bubble high above and looking down.  Swarming through the streets were hellish monsters, like mutant dinosaurs and hybrid deep-sea creatures, coming up out of the sewers.  But their ravening seemed somehow muted and far-off.  The title was “Perambulations of the Adept I.” 

“Now have a look at this,” said Ian.  “Is it a dream? A vision? A metaphor? If it becomes one, does it stop being any of the others?” 

“I don’t know.  Is it a trick question?” 

He laughed.  “There you go.  Maybe you know more than you think after all.”  There was a strange moment then, just a moment, as he looked at me and his eyes gleamed brightly, and I felt weirdly exposed, like he could look in and see who I really was, naked and unprotected and small. “Look,” he said, and the feeling dissipated, “all of this, all Art, is part of a huge, elusive language that must work on more than one level at once.  A house is, more or less, only a house, in and of itself.  A painting of the house is the painting and the thing itself as well, and potentially many more things besides.  If it’s done with great Art, it can unlock something of what the house is beyond being only a house.  Do you see?” 

I didn’t know how to answer.  My head struggled to get a hold on what he was talking about.  This wasn’t the normal pretentious garbage I was used to hearing in galleries; I’d heard artists talk about capital-A Art before, but not quite in the way Ian was doing it.  When he said it, it was the way some people say “God.” And there was something about his manner that made me completely unsure whether he was dead serious or pulling my leg, or somehow both. 

“Ian, are you feeding him a load of crap already?” 

We turned at the same time.  Jemma was wheeling up in a Chinese-style brocaded silk shirt, black on black. Her nosering tonight was a garnet, and her eyes were traced in dark Eye-of-Horus lines.  She looked her best, beautiful and ferocious.   

“But never, ever ask the artist to interpret their work,” said Ian.  “They’re notoriously evasive.  Shockingly, they may not even want you to understand.” He bent, and she kissed him on the cheek.  “Hello, Maestra. Congratulations on the spectacular opening.” 

“Hello, Master Barrett.  Hello, Adrian.  Oh my God, you own a shirt and tie.” 

“Hey, Jemma.  Nice to see you too.”  I indicated the painting we’d been looking at.  “Care to prove him wrong and show your hand?  I’d love to know where the hell this came from.” 

“You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, sweetie.  Did you bring the Ray of Sunshine?” 

“Actually, yeah.”  I scanned the room for dark-rimmed glasses and long red hair, and found her chatting up some earnest-looking young fellow in a turtleneck – God, there was always at least one – next to the buffet.  “She’s guarding the food for us.” 

“Good for her.  Hey, sorry I missed the band last night.  I hear it was kickass.” 

I felt myself blush a little.  “Yeah, well, so’s this.  It’s good to see so many disturbing things all in one place.” 

“Thanks.  It’s good to be responsible for them.”  She spun her chair towards Ian.  “You like the new stuff? I don’t think I told you I was working on that one.” 

Ian stood back from “Perambulations of the Adept I,” framed it in squared thumbs and forefingers. “’My God, Elliot, it was a photograph from life!’ Yes, you keep outdoing yourself, my dear.  It’s a wonder you’re not dead of exhaustion.” 

She gave him a look, like she was trying to size up how to take that, and finally said, “I don’t drop that easily.  Hey, I hate to run, but I’ve got to make the rounds of my other adoring fans.  I’m glad you two are hitting it off.  Give me a call, Adrian.  We need to go to lunch soon. Ian, you know where to find me.”   

“I do.  And the ‘Lizard’ is gorgeous, Jemma.  I’m very honored.” 

I swear I actually saw her flush and look embarassed for a moment.  “Aw, cut it out.  You’re too kind.”  And then she looked pensive, as if she was going to say something else, but then the moment passed and I wondered if I’d imagined it.  “Thanks for coming, guys. You’re beautiful people.  Gotta go now.” 

When she had gone, Ian turned to me and said, “Well. Make anything of that?” 

“Was there something to make of it?” 

“Now, Adrian. What have we learned tonight about artists and subtext?” 

I threw up my hands. “That every damn one of them is infuriatingly vague?” 

“Ha! I’m sure I deserve that, but no, there’s something else.  Too many correspondences to ignore, and she’s trying not to talk about something.  Maybe just because she’s in public, but I’m not betting on it.” 

What? Why did I get the feeling he felt like I was in on something? “Okay.  I give up.  There’s something you’re not telling me, Ian.  It’s making me a little nuts and it’s making me worry.  What the hell is really going on with Jemma?” 

He stood and looked at me a long, uncomfortable moment, while my skin started to crawl.  I wasn’t sure he was going to answer, or if I should ask him again, but he finally sighed and took off his tinted glasses, rubbed his eyes, and said, “You’re right.  There are a great deal of things I’m not telling you, and I’m sorry.  And I can’t let you in on everything all at once, and I’m sorry for that too.  You’re worried about your friend.  You’re not necessarily wrong to be.  I’ll make you a deal.  Read the rest of my book.  I’ll come to your show the next time you play and we’ll talk.  And maybe then I can start to show you what you need to see.” 

I pulled the book out of my coat pocket again, and looked at it.  It didn’t seem like much: a sheaf of obscure text bound in cheap black paper, full of acid-trip pen sketches.  But there was something in it that I’d tasted, a hint of something glorious, strange knowledge half-hidden in riddles and nonsense . . . . 

“Deal,” I said.  “But I have a feeling you’ll have to do a lot of explaining for this stuff.  I’m having a hell of a time getting any of it.  We’re playing next Friday at the Cutup Club.  Nine.” 

“I’ll see you there, then.” He put out his hand, and I shook it.  “Good to meet you, Adrian.  I look forward to talking with you.” 

“Likewise.” He smiled at this, and then without saying anything else turned and walked off.  I went to leave too; I felt the start of a headache coming on. 

Molly came to meet me as I walked to the buffet.  She was beaming, and gorgeous.  Some of the tension of the last few moments started to melt. 

“You’re not gonna believe this, Adrian.  Jemma came up to me a minute ago and thanked me for coming, just out of the blue.  She said, ‘I know this isn’t your thing, but it’s good seeing you here.’ And she told me how glad she was for your being around.  Wasn’t that sweet?  I was blown away.” 

“Wow, that’s excellent, babe.”  She came and took my arm, and we walked together towards the doors.  “I noticed you had a new boyfriend, too.  Should I be worried?” 

She rolled her eyes.  “Guy named Peter.  Went on and on about a lot of pseudo-intellectual postmodern crap, in an attempt to be cool and impressive.  Completely trying to get in my pants.  When I pointed you out to him, he went a little white and shut up.  He was kinda cute, though.” 

“Not really my type.  I like the way he thinks, though.  Let’s get out of here.” 

We went, waving to friends and aquaintances on the way out.  Out on the corner, I thought I caught a glimpse of a bearded face in a leather jacket, but we were walking too fast for me to be sure.

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